Tag: fantasy

  • Peas roll, right? House Elves and such

    It never failed. My then 6 year old son would drop a pea on the yellowed linoleum floor during his favorite supper of meatloaf, peas and baked potato and a few seconds later it was gone. Peas roll, right? I can’t answer that because our fallen peas didn’t stay on the floor long enough for…

  • The True Unelaborated Non-hallucinogenic Story of Rudolph

    The True Unelaborated Non-hallucinogenic Story of Rudolph

      (who took this photo? Pls contact me so I can give credit) Once upon a time I stumbled quite fortuitously upon a wizened crow who disclosed to me; (in exchange for the promise of a hot dog that had fallen into the dirt)- how to identify gnomes. She said they disguise themselves cleverly when people…